April 30, 2026
This week, the gals fly to Paris to be regaled with stories of a famous entertainment institution. Topics include the commando can-can, a glamorous glutton, and a queer moment for the ages. Dare to indulge in a Death in the Afternoon cocktail, post up at the corner table, and tune in for Moulin Rouge Crimes.
April 23, 2026
This week, the gals crack open their history books with a trip to the Cradle of Liberty. Topics include Quaker disposition, a morbid museum, and a basement of absolute horrors. Grab a Tequila-Rita Buzzball or a gold Four Loko (HAS TO BE GOLD) mixed with some Country Time lemonade powder, indulge in a soft pretzel, and tune in for Philadelphia Crimes.
April 16, 2026
This week, the gals nerd out over nature’s finest specimens. Topics include chocolate milk colonialism, disaster on the Amazon River, and a felonious fly-fishing flautist. Add a beautiful bottle of Olivér Weingartner 2023 Multi Kulti Rosé to your collection, give Big Naturals Monthly a follow, and tune in for Natural History Crimes.
April 9, 2026
This week, the gals hit the field to conduct a convo about one of the nation’s greatest traditions. Topics include synchronized strides, some serious drum corps drama, and some fearsome Iron Age instruments. Stock up on your favorites from Drumlin Ridge Winery, beware the canned music, and tune in for Marching Band Madness.
April 2, 2026
This week, the gals head to the pews to pray about the weird world of Catholicism. Topics include protest popes, an inconvenient birth, and a ruthlessly power-hungry medieval mother. Head to your local liquor store to pick up some Sin Zin, ensconce yourself in flowing robes, and tune in for Papacy Crimes.
