September 3, 2026
This week, the gals walk out of class to take a look at some impactful demonstrations by the youths. Topics include a Latin Quarter exodus, threatening seating assignments, and a chorus of rattling keys. Toast a shot of Baby Guinness, google “Shirley Temple Czechoslovakia,” and tune in for Student Protests.
August 27, 2026
This week, the gals get weird in one of the PNW’s biggest cities. Topics include megafloods, a string of gruesome discoveries, and mysteries surrounding an elementary school science fair. Try the Kinda Dry from Portland Cider Company, do not peel off the burlap, and tune in for Portland Crimes.
August 20, 2026
This week, the gals locate the forgotten state and discover a lot of unexpected darkness. Topics include absent Ambien, kooky corporate laws, and some incredibly inhumane trafficking. Crack a can of Dogfish Head Blood Orange and Mango Vodka Crush (YUM), sign the ladybug petition, and tune in for Delaware Crimes.
August 13, 2026
This week, the gals lean fully into the legend of an elusive North American diva. Topics include an iconic lope, massive molars, and secretive weed farms. Pour a big juicy glass of Portlandia’s Big Believer Cabernet Sauvignon, make sure your Kodak is loaded, and tune in for Bigfoot Crimes.
August 6, 2026
This week, the gals dig into one of the most unsettling systems operating with way too little oversight. Topics include traumatizing “games”, legal kidnapping, and a whole lot of red flags in Utah. Snag a beautiful bottle of Posta from UnPINNED’s new Bottle Shop, avoid the booty juice, and tune in for Troubled Teen Industry Crimes.
