September 16, 2020
This month, the gals swallow the sisterhood pill and take a peek inside Greek life. Topics include the dark history of hazing, an email lashing for the history books, and the tragic death (and coverup) of two promising pledges. Pour a Solo cup full of Beringer White Zinfandel, embrace dorm life, and tune in for Sorority Crimes.
September 10, 2020
This week, the gals put on their white collars and disclose how very, very little they understand about the stock market. Topics include the horrific origins of Manhattan’s Financial District, a very fishy Starbucks gift card, and a murderous milkshake. Pick up a bottle of Theopolis Vineyards Pinot Noir, hire a financial advisor, and tune in for Wall Street Crimes.
September 3, 2020
This week, the gals investigate some problematic paternal relationships. Topics include a glitzy yet ill-fated horse show, a thorough breakdown of attachment styles, and one very sadistic socialite. Crack open a tallboy of Natty Daddy (dare ya), forget Freudian theories, and tune in for Daddy Crimes.
August 27, 2020
This week, the gals take a close look at several generations of families who just refused to get over it. Topics include a definitely-not-anticipated annual family reunion, an entire society of literal sad sacks, and some highly controversial cattle. Bust open a bottle of Winc’s Brethren of the Road Riesling, call your mother-in-law, and tune in for Warring Families.
August 24, 2020
This month, the gals daydream about travel by discussing some horrific tales from a certain Italian region. Topics include the most nightmarish flag on the planet, some very ballsy journalists, alleged spontaneous combustion by aliens, and a seriously brutal war between families with a shockingly high body count. Pop open a gorgeous bottle of Sallier de La Tour Nero d’Avola, keep a fire extinguisher on hand, and tune in for Sicilian Crimes.
